Dulles to Spain via, the oh so sophisticated, Zurich

I departed the great USA from Dulles International Airport on Tuesday September 9th.  My parents took me to DC and the butterflies were flying in my stomach!  I was prepared and ready to go but still so nervous!  The fear of the unknown will get you ever time if you let it.  I kept repeating to myself “Only be concerned for today.  Take it one day at a time.”

A couple months ago, I booked my flight through United using miles.  I wish I could go back in time to when I signed up for that credit card on a whim and give myself a high five.  Totally worth it.   After a bit of searching, I found a decent flight to Spain.  Pros: I booked it for $100 including an upgrade to economy (yay extra leg room,) Cons: I had a 7 hour layover in Zurich.  No big deal I told myself.  I had some free passes I could use to gain access to the United Lounge.  Perfect.  Layover rationalized.  Flight booked.

The flight to Zurich was fine,  dare I even say comfortable.   The economy was great PLUS no one sat beside me.  Does that ever happen anymore? I arrived in Europe bleary eyed but happy to be there.  I proceeded to look for the United Lounge and in the process of getting lost ended up going through customs a few times.  It was totally confusing because it wasn’t your average “WELCOME TO A NEW COUNTRY” type of customs.  It was a toll booth looking turn style thing where a guy stamp my passport.  I ended up going through it 3 times.  Whoops!  3 stamps from Zurich in my passport it is!!

I arrived at the club while visions of comfortable sleeping chairs, free wifi and all the coffee my little heart could handle danced in my mind.   I proceeded to walk up to the desk and hand a very nicely dressed woman my pass.  “Sorry we do not take these here.”  “Pardon?” I asked in the sweetest voice I  could muster.  “These day passes.  We don’t take them here in Zurich.  Annual club card holders only.”  WHAT?!  What am I supposed to do now go back out there with the general population?  Lack of sleep and a couple free lounge passes were making me snobby all of a sudden.  “Goodbye,” the lady smiled at me with an expectant “you need to leave look.”  Oh my gosh what are my options now I thought?  A- leave without a fight,  B-try to protest a bit more C-go totally crazy on her and tell her that she must let me in NOW!  Obviously, I chose option A because I am a lady and a very exhausted lady at that, so I smiled back at her (which probably looked like a painful grimace from her point of view) and made my way back out into the airport toward the freebie seats.

As I looked around trying to find somewhere to sleep something suddenly dawned on me.  This was a very fancy and sophisticated airport.  Not only were there amazing shops but everyone was dressed impeccable.  I am use to the USA where people are often in pajamas and carrying a pillow (guilty as charged!)   More often than not I am flying before or after a huge snow storm and it’s like a zombie apocalypse in the airport.  People are laying everywhere,  lifelessly staring off into the distance, moving through the airport in huge masses.  Not so in Zurich.

I finally found a group of seats together where there weren’t many people.  Maybe it was because extremely loud construction was happening about 10 feet away but at that point I didn’t care.  I just wanted to lay on the seats and sleep hugging my luggage like any red blooded American would do.  So I did it.  I woke up 2 hours later feeling slight refreshed and ready to wander the airport aimlessly for 5 hours until my flight boarded.  Off to Spain!!

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